Simple Solution

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I feel for this girl, a breastfeeding mother
who's finding breastfeeding a bit of a bother.
If she had her way, if she had her druthers,
she'd do it away from the shit and the piss and the other

bodily fluids that stink up the loo.
If I could breastfeed I know I would too.
But baring a breast gets a UK poo poo
unless in support, that's the long and the short, of the companies who

Cover the billboards with glamour and glitz,
and models who CAN bare their corporate tits.
Our world needs a sort of mamary ablution.
And just like breast milk I've a simple solution.

If you need to breastfeed your little consumer
and not nervously stress yourself into a tumor
feel free to whip out a life-giving tit
so long as it has a corporate logo on it.

You're out of the house nowhere near a toilet
and your infant is hungry. Go ahead, spoil it!
Breastfeed with assurance. Be confident. Smug,
with a Coca Cola sticker on your exposed jug.

If you know a mother afraid to shed her sweater
for fear that the authorities won't let her
an Exxon titty tatt is what you should get her.
Monsanto. Walmart. Starbucks. Even better.

So don't let young mothers simmer with hate.
Share my idea with them before it's too late.
You'll see it'll all work out great!
For I'm nothing if not a breast exposure advocate.