Monday, May 11, 2026

Canada Needs To Be More Downloose

 Uptight. That might be the word to describe one of the most noticeable ways my culture has diminished during the time I strayed from my country. People have become more uptight. I hesitate to say that it is the busybody lawmakers that have inundated the Canadian public with rules, regulations, and endless lists of qualifying steps you must take to perform what used to be simple tasks. I hesitate because, as you have probably already gleaned if you read my rantings regularly, I find this uptightness decidedly female. It is one way I believe our culture has been unequally dominated by women as they've sailed beyond the equality they once told us they were after. But that's just my opinion of the origins of this uptightness. It may or may not be true. The uptightness itself is hard to deny. I'll give you a good example:

I heard this story on the news this morning. It's about "Senior Assassin," a game played by students in their final years of high school to relieve stress during their final examination study periods. We know how much stress this can cause. It can be the difference between getting in or missing out on post-secondary education. So kids go out and squirt people with squirt guns. In the article it mentions nerf and even pellet guns. I will just talk about the water. I certainly can't condone shooting strangers with pellet guns. Does that REALLY happen or is this just a case of media getting excessively uptight? 

At any rate, a homeless native dude was squirted (and the student captured it on vid) and this caused "hurt" to Tania Cameron in Kenora, Ontario. I may have caused hurt by calling the dude "homeless" instead of "unhoused." My bad, I apologize. Tania Cameron goes so far as to say that the offending squirter blew her mind because he obviously did not see the vulnerable, marginalized victim of the squirting as a human being.

Constable HAYLEY Cheater says any unwanted physical contact or contact with something that someone doesn't consent to could be seen as assault in the criminal code. Well she's a cop so I guess she should be taken seriously, but let's check anyway. The Canadian Criminal Code in section 265 defines assault as when a person applies force intentionally, directly or indirectly to another person without that person's consent. Technically the squirter in the Kenora scenario IS forcing the water upon the unhoused native dude and technically he did not give his consent. So is this assault?

What the written report here doesn't say, and what the report I heard earlier DID say is that when questioned, the victim said he did not give permission to be squirted with water but he "dealt with it." I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that maybe he dealt with it because he heard about the "Senior Assassin" ritual. I was in grade 13 in Ignace in 1986 (that's near Kenora and that's 40 years ago) and boy howdy did WE ever play the senior assassin game! Water balloons, squirt guns, buckets of water, students with cars did drive-by waterings, it was SOOO much fun!!! And when we got squirted or even completely soaked, we dealt with it even though, yes, it was other people applying force directly or indirectly without our consent. Does anybody see the subtle difference here?

I'll do you one better. There's something in Thailand that takes place on April 13-15 (my birthday is in the middle there) called Songkran. Maybe that translates to the "Festival of Assault." I'm not sure. People squirt, splash, and soak other people, sometimes total strangers, sometimes even unhoused strangers, who have not given prior consent, and all that "FORCE" being applied - for three days - goes completely unpunished. In fact people have fun with force. They accept assault. It's uncanny! 

Before watching the above video I must warn you there are plenty of weapons that could be confused with actual firearms; there are multiple versions of non-consensual soakings; LOADS of force being applied both directly and indirectly; and people of all (notice I didn't say "both" cuz this is Thailand) genders and ages not being all crotchety about it. In fact the Thais have a way of making all this uncontrolled, unpoliced, unlicensed, non-certified, make-your-own-rules MAYHEM... kinda sexy.

I have done this two or three times, once or twice in Pattaya and I think once in Kausan Rd. Bangkok. It's a complete blast! I did what the guy in the vid did and brought a pocket full of change because along with their ability to make things sexy, Thais will also find ways of making things lucrative and this is no exception. There were kids with barrels of water who charged you to refill your water weapons. The charge depended on the weapon. I would highly recommend this to anybody going to Thailand! It's a great way to meet locals and foreigners! Some become opponents and some become allies. It just naturally happens. And by the end of the shenanigans everybody is tired, wet, and thirsty so we dry off in a pub (if you can find a dry one) and regale one another with battle exploits. 

Now, put this in the current context of Canada and there would be several manipulative busybodies who just love controlling others who would manufacture legal explanations of sexism, civil rights violations, human rights violations, and legal violations that would all equate to "That's too much fun SHUT 'ER DOWN!"

Give me your honest opinion: When you watch that Songkran vid, do you see an unruly mob or do you see people having fun? In the Kenora example some folks think that Senior Assassin is just "kids being kids." I would go along with that. And in the Songkran example I would say it's people being people. When we are forced to document everything we do, mathematize our lives, take everything seriously it's just unnatural. What's more, it's unhealthy. I like that. "What's more." I think I'll try to use it more often along with my "why." Just so it doesn't disappear. It's a handy phrase and what's more, why, it's downright stylish!

How and when did Canada become so boring? It's not just me! Many Canadians are expressing a diminished sense of enjoyment in Canadian life citing a combination of economic downturn, high cost of living, declining quality of life, all work and no play make Canada a dull country. I think you need to throw COVID in there too. It was a gift from the control monger gods when all of Canada was forced to learn how to obey as a unit. It taught all countries who to look to if you don't want to find the facts out for yourself. It also established that even in this day and age when we THINK we are becoming more free, it doesn't matter a damn if you DO find facts out for yourself, we can ALL be forced to obey. Thousands of Canadians lost their jobs due to Covid-19 vaccination mandates. In 2021 a reported 70% of Canadians thought that was A-OK. However, if you look at the arguments people gave for refusing the Covid vaccine shots and more recent developments, I think the 70% would drop drastically. For example, S. Korea is granting up to 10,000 bucks worth of aid to people with Covid vaccine-caused illness even if they cannot prove medical causality. In fact, courts there are increasingly ruling in favour of those seeking damages due to side effects and deaths following Covid 19 vaccines sometimes overturning previous decisions. Could Canadians who were fired for not getting vaccinated say, "Hey, that could have happened to me?" Not yet. Canadians fired for not being vaccinated (who also were refused EI) are still appealing without success.

Okay, I'm just spitballing here, not giving my opinion one way or another on the Covid vaccine. I got all my shots and have noticed no health problems associated with them. However, if you scroll up to section 265 of the Canadian Criminal Code... some of you saw this coming didn't you? lol

Look, if we are going to seriously consider squirting a person with a squirt gun to be "force," then I have to submit to you forcing an entire country to put shit directly into our bloodstreams without knowing what it is and telling us we will lose our jobs if we don't, why, that's a FAR better example of assault than Senior Assassin! What's more, it's a far greater health risk. There HAVE been a couple of health risks linked to the Covid vaccines: myocarditis/pericarditis, thrombosis (TTS), GBS a neurological disease, and strong allergic reactions. The Canadian government reports that there were about 0.056% cases of adverse effects after the shots

To play Devil's advocate here the pandemic ended about 3 years ago. How long does it take for medical professionals to prove direct correlation between a medicine and adverse effects? Maybe more devilish advocation might be how long does it take the medical profession to prove direct correlation between a medicine THEY FORCED EVERYONE TO TAKE and adverse effects? Oh geez, I would never distrust the medical profession would I? I certainly would as you can tell by my use of dis instead of mis in my question. 

What's more, why, by golly, if direct correlations between adverse effects and the Covid vaccines could be proven, those big pharmaceutical companies might lose a little bit of the billions of dollars they made from it. Why, suing Big Pharma would be tantamount to applying direct or indirect force to the people in the medical profession responsible for the Covid vaccines entirely against their wills, wouldn't it? The legal profession being what it is regarding the unfair advantages that are available through wealth, Big Pharma might end up charging those who were adversely affected by the Covid vaccines with assault when they sue! And they'd win.

Let me clarify before you think I'm saying that Canada forced people to get the Covid vaccines because it's an uptight country. I think, having the information I have now (albeit GOVERNMENT information) with less than 1% chance of adverse reaction I'd get the vaccine again today. I always had a problem with the amount of force that was used and the fact that ingredients of the shots were actively withheld from the public and you can read that in my blog. There's no way of knowing how things would have gone down if the threat of firing was not introduced so comprehensively, but I think it certainly could have been replaced by selective layoffs and by now a lot of people who refused the shots should have been rehired. This probably falls under the category of just not wanting to have been wrong and I think that is certainly part of uptightness. 

With the Senior Assassin/Songkran examples we can see a clear uptight nature that Canadians seem to have accepted as the norm that other countries would consider just plain boring. I think it has infected all parts of Canadian life like a virus and made our country a lot less fun to live in than it used to be. There are times to take things seriously and I think Canada took Covid 19 seriously to their credit. But I think that they went overboard and that is a recurring theme I have found. Canada can take a lesson from Thailand I think and loosen up. Don't be so uptight, be more... downloose? Whatever the opposite of uptight is. 

Leastaways, that's what I reckon.

Saturday, May 2, 2026

W:TPCLOTCH (Warning: This Post Contains Lots of This Crap Here)

 Things are progressing as expected in old Ontari-ari-ari-o. So far I have gotten my AODA (Accessibility for Ontarians with Disabilities Act) cert, my BASES BSO (Basic Safety Orientation) for local industrial sites, my NOVA NORM (Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials) cert for NOVA sites around here, and my WHSA (Worker Health and Safety Awareness) cert. I already have my GBA+ cert (Gender Based Analysis (plus)), and my LINC PBLA (Language Instruction for Newcomers to Canada Portfolio Based Language Assessment certification). I have applied for my VSC (Vulnerable Sector Check) from the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) which is a criminal record check that includes sex offenses, for my new passport, and am about halfway through the online portion of my Ontario Security Guard licensing. This Wed and Thu I will be getting my Red Cross level C first aid/CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation) ticket renewed. So when all or most of this is finally completed, I just might be employable around here. Fingers crossed.

There was ONE more thing that I've gotten that has vindicated and substantiated many of my not quite 100% tongue-in-cheek references to being "flagged" here in Canada. I got my Social Insurance Number sort of updated. They don't give cards like they used to. I got an official letter from a government office. But while the girl (Faith) was getting this for me I brought up the fact that I have had trouble accessing almost every government website that exists. She said, "Oh, that's because you've been flagged." So...

I'm not even going to say "I don't mean to say I told you so" because I told you so and that's exactly what I mean to say here. IN YOUR FACE doubters! Canada DOES flag its citizens and I was one of the citizens it flagged. And I told you so many times. Faith said it had to do with the length of time my SIN wasn't used. In short, while in Canada we Canadians are meant to be sinning a lot and when we are away, we don't sin enough. In a manner of speaking... 

You see, when we're not in Canada we don't have to participate in the ENDLESS registrations, appointments, sign-ups, and certifications that often require our social insurance numbers. While I was blissfully delivered from that crap overseas (heavy duty seizure type eye-roll), CANADA thought it would be a good idea to flag me. Not contact me and let me know I wasn't using my number enough. No. Not have a message that comes up when I access government websites that says I've been flagged for not using my SIN and remaining an "active" Canadian letting the government know my personal beeswax. No. They purposely fuck up all their websites just for me so that I have a hell of a time doing anything when I get back to Canada and people question my computing skills assuming CANADA is not the problem. It couldn't be!

Well HAH! It's not my computing skills. I can think of 2 Canadian jobs at which I was doubted and even reprimanded passively-aggressively with, "We assume all of our employees are computer literate." And how many of you, my five readers, doubted my posts in which I said I was flagged. Doubt no more, I was. But NOW I have to go back to that office and do all of the things I was trying and failing to do because I was flagged. They said they'd help me. One is accessing the MSCA (My Service Canada Account) to see how much pension I contributed over the years while I was working outside of Canada. There was some I'm sure but it might be a sadly insufficient amount to collect my CPP when I turn 60 next year. That's a decision I'm considering to augment the crappy wages I need to settle for if I want to live in Canada. I say that because I'm pretty much resigned to security work here in Canada. That's the only kind of work I've been successful at obtaining my entire life here really. And now I'm in competition with the record number of immigrants that come every consecutive year. Don't even start with me! That is not the least bit racist and you only have to be in Canada 5 minutes before you notice that almost every security guard you see is from India and/or the surrounding area. Last guard job I had we didn't say "Let's go," when I started a round with the guy who trained me on mobile, we said, "Jallo!" I would say a good 70% of the guards where I worked were of Indian descent and as such they had advantages over me.

ICTC (Pathways to Employment for Newcomers ???) provides wage subsidies of up to 70% to help newcomers gain Canadian work experience. That's right, the employer pays 30% of their wages - less than minimum wage. Why would they choose ME? 

YESS (Youth Employment and Skills Strategy) provides wage subsidies and support for youth (15-30) facing barriers to employment. 

FIN (Federal Internship for Newcomers) offers work experience in federal, provincial, and municipal jobs like airport security.

MOSAIC (Multi-lingual Orientation Service Association for Immigrant Communities) offers jobs, daycare, tax services, English courses, all kinds of stuff for free!

There are several programs like FCRP, EHRC, OBTP, ECO, STIP, OSDF - look them up if you doubt me, they provide skill training and matching for newcomers. Oh and by the way, they also get all the certifications and licenses needed for those jobs provided for them free of charge. There was a time not so long ago when I could apply for a security guard job, get the job and THEN get the license and certifications while working. Why would they do that now when they can hire a newcomer with all the paperwork and a good chunk of his/her wages subsidized? 

These are but a few of the advantages for newcomers that equate to DIS-advantages in the job market for a guy like me. But this gives you some idea of the difference between how Canadians who leave Canada (because they can't find work here) are treated compared to the opposite. In short, the government makes things harder for expats and easier for newcomers. I wonder if there's a majority of Canadians who think THAT is right. Oh, what do you know, two thirds don't. But that's what we get from our supposedly democratic government. 

How did things get this way? What happened to my country? Dude, where's my Canada?

If you've ever wanted a perfect example of what's wrong with our country, how freedoms have disappeared, how things have become a lot more expensive, and why privatization is something to be exterminated, you have it in your living rooms, bedrooms, maybe bathrooms, garages, and on your phones: TV. 

Let's do a Mike Meyers flashback memory doodley doodley doo (a meme I can't find at the moment because YouTube wants to give me either ads or Mike Meyers the serial killer clips and the internet - the horrifically expensive internet - is slow as shit right now) and think back to a much simpler and happier time when we only needed a knob with 13 channels on it to get every bit of television entertainment we wanted. In Canada we had CBC and CTV for free and they even had a few good shows on them. But most of us watched the big three to get the good stuff that we'd talk about with friends and that affected our lives and cultures: ABC, NBC, and CBS. There was only one reason I was at all aware of what network my favourite shows were on and that was the Battle of the Network Stars. Otherwise I just knew The Fall Guy was on channel 8 at 9 o'clock and if the channel wasn't turned to channel 8 by at least 8:59 I might miss this:

Oh yeah... simple times fantasizing over Heather Thomas (not to mention Markie Post!). Was there anybody cooler than Lee Majors? He wasn't just Colt Seavers, the Fall Guy, he was Steve Austin the Six Million Dollar Man too! Which brings to mind another Mike Myers meme:
Six million dollars won't even get you a condo in Vancouver these days. It just might be enough for a good cable TV package though. 

Was Lee Majors ever on the Battle of the Network Stars? Who cares? He jogged with Farrah! 

Maybe the Battle of the Network Stars had a no bionics rule. What? You don't remember the Battle of the Network Stars? Where they made teams of actors from NBC, CBS, and ABC shows and put them in events like swimming, golfing, tennis, tug-of-war, cycling, and the best event of all - the dunk tank. It was classic TV viewing! 
I always voted for ABC because they had my favourite shows. Can you even imagine trying to do this today? Here's a list of 185 networks today in the USA. A modern battle of network stars would be like an Olympics and would take at LEAST a couple of weeks to hold. And now there's streaming TV to complicate our lives further. Ever wonder how much it would cost to get ALL the streaming channels?

 I recently tallied up the annual cost of subscribing to all major streaming services, music platforms, gaming subscriptions, and sports streaming services. Brace yourselves, because the total is eye-watering:

  • Netflix (Premium): $227.88

  • Disney+ (Standard ad-free): $129.99

  • Amazon Prime Video: $99.00

  • Apple TV+: $155.88

  • Crave (Premium ad-free): $220.00

  • Spotify Premium: $152.28

  • YouTube Premium: $167.88

  • Xbox Game Pass Ultimate: $274.88

  • PlayStation Plus Premium: $189.99

  • DAZN: $199.99

  • TSN+: $80.00

  • Sportsnet NOW (Premium): $249.99

  • ESPN+ (USD): $119.99

Grand Total: $2,267.75 per year ðŸ˜± That's over $188 per month just for entertainment and sports subscriptions! Some thoughts:

  1. Prices keep creeping up (looking at you, Netflix and Sportsnet).

  2. There might be some bundle deals, but still... ouch!

The above is from Reddit so I don't know how accurate it is and the prices have probably all gone up by now but even still, ouch is RIGHT! And I'm sure I know some folks who pay almost double - that is over $300 a month for their TV. I've paid less for RENT!

If you're like me, and who really is I mean come on, but if you have this thing in common with me, you go to a Canadian person's living room and absolutely marvel at the alien spacecraft array of remotes, cordage, boxes, buttons, and switches they have to navigate just right to turn on their TV. Just to turn it on! Now if you want to watch a particular show you have to press input on the universal, choose 3, find the remote for Roku, but first you need to log out of the Firestick, which requires a separate username and password, which we have on the Google TV Streamer if you log on and select my icon and go to notes you will find it. This requires a one time service fee of $7.50 because you are a new user but there IS a workaround for that if you go to the internet and type in userfee crack I have it saved as one of my movies. 

And here's me, "Ummm... what's on channel 4?"

Folks this didn't take a million years. It happened relatively quickly and it is a MASSIVE change in our culture! I was overseas so I didn't get socialized gradually into this telecom nightmare but you stay-at-home Canadians have been well trained! Some of you actually think this is BETTER and some even think the explosion of charges from almost nothing to 300 bucks a month for a TV experience that I would even challenge and say is not much better than the old days if it is at all.. some of you think that's fine and dandy. Oh sure, you get more stuff to watch but who has the time anyway? Plus you have to deal with the arrogance of monopoly. Rogers, Bell, and Telus are just plain evil! Scroll down in my blog. It won't be long till you find a post with details on that. And even when you DO pay a few hundred bucks a month and suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous entertainment centers, you know what you've paid for? Commercials! With all the commercials you still get on TV it should be free! You'd know that if you weren't so efficiently Pavlovized by the Telecom Trio. 

I watched the most recent Survivor live on TV. It was nice to see live. That was the only thing nice about it. Without any spoilers we had to sit through not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR long strings of commercials, many of them the same, before we could get through tribal council and find out who voted for whom! Maybe the best tribal council ever but it was excruciating to sit through all those commercials! I'm just not used to it. I'm used to my Survivor commercial free and NOT live. I much prefer it that way. 

Anyway, I think you know where I'm heading with all this. TV got this way through privatization. The C in CBC and CTV is for Canada. The A in ABC is for America and the N in NBC is for National. At least I think. While this doesn't necessarily mean they were government networks, there was significantly more government control, regulation, and structural changes. They were part of our governing, not just about money. Now if you've got unlimited funding you could get your own show on Fox lighting your farts on fire. 

Probably, however, the largest contribution to our country (and let's include the US here) or countries that the erosion of TV into the monstrosity it has become is responsible for has been distraction. Distraction from the situations in our countries of which the above is a good example for Canada and a most quotable quote from my beloved and highly quotable friend Heather stands well for America: "I don't know if you've noticed but shit is shitty down here."

Governments: "You wouldn't complain so much if you'd just shut up and watch your expensive, complicated TV!"