Trump Girls

I suppose this is where it began with Donald Trump. His first wife, Ivana.

I mean... you can see why Trump married her. Blonde bombshell. Forgive me but I've noticed a pattern. See if you can spot it.

Here's Marla Maples,

and now Melania.

 

Look at her classic Natalie Portman-ish good looks! She's a bit of a departure for Trump in that she's not a blonde.

Yeah, that's more his style.

 

YIKES!

But there have been so many other women in his life! Let's see now...

Here we have Ann Coulter and Kelly Ann Conway. Two of Trump's biggest supporters. In fact I can't tell them apart. Neither seems to know the meaning of overzealous support.

If you've never heard of a verbal blowjob, just listen to one of them talk about Trump.

Absolutely shameless Trump promotion that translates into self-promotion.

Almost like...













No, wait a minute, she's gone. Huckasand probably wasn't young, hot or blonde enough.

But the replacements are coming!

Pam Bondi, who he recently called in to help with the "witch hunt" impeachment proceedings. She said, "If the president calls out my name, I come," or something like that.

And this is the chivalrous president making certain Paula White's shapely, that is to say GODLY body is well taken care of.

I couldn't make it to the end of the video but... "To say no to President Trump would be to say no to God." Blonde, buxom, hot bod, how long before Trump is buying her a glass church with hush money? And speaking of hush money and scandals...

Summer Zervos.

Karen McDougal, and, of course,

Stormy Daniels. Make America horny again. HAH!

But what about...

NO! NO! NO! Absolutely not! Nononononononono! Young, buxom and hot, but too brunette, socialist and... uh... tanned?

Yeah, that's more like it!

Okay, her too. You may recognize these two gals from FOX. Tomi Lahren and Laura Ingraham. Two blonde beauties at FOX news who shamelessly defend Trump. It gets them on TV and it makes them money. After the whole Trump thing blows over, they'll be two of MANY who make a little bit MORE money writing books about these crazy days.

Heavens to Betsy! She has magically stayed out of Azkhaban. A self-proclaimed educator who is as evil as Umbridge from Harry Potter. Have you ever seen this Deatheater with her sleeve rolled up? No you haven't! I would LOVE to see her in orange!

And even...

She belongs on the list too! If not for her highly questionable rise to the top of the Democratic Party over the FAR more popular Bernie Sanders, Trump would never have become president. Sanders was WAY ahead! And since even Hillary got more votes than Trump, Sanders would have slaughtered him. American politics! She cheated to beat the guy with more votes, then was beaten by a guy who cheated to beat HER when she had more votes. Almost poetic!
Anyway, there you have it. The girls of Trump. Even Bond had less of a pattern. I'm sure you see it too. It can't be just me.